Medical Insurance, Rubber Gloves & KY Jelly

So I finally (after two and a half years) got round to going to Sagicor to get my medical done so I can have some piece of mind with the health and life insurance.

Had to jump through several hoops as expected with the usual round of tests and endless questions.......

So, completed the questionnaire and then it was off to do weight, height, blood tests, P in the bottle etc, etc

Then it was into the examination room and strip down to the boxy's ready for the check over. So I'm reading a notice on the wall about the importance of washing your hands regularly and thoroughly and I happen to glance around and see some of these sat there on the trolley.....

I'M Already Getting Worried............ Then I see this...................................

I'M Already at this point putting my jeans back on when the doctor comes walking back in.............

I'm stuck....cant go anywhere... there is no escape route, In the Examination Room, NOBODY CAN HEAR YOU SCREAM!!!!!

Well as it turns out, that is not a part of the examination :-) :-) :-) Heart rate was up for a little while but as it turns out I'm as fit as a fiddle, Lungs, eyes, ears, heart are all good and blood pressure is well within normal range both at rest and immediately after physical activity, sugar levels are normal and I'm going to live forever :-)

Good job they didn't do a brain scan (Or in my case a scan for a brain) Not so bad after all then .... :-)