"BLOODY BUDGET AIRLINES"!!!!!
"Our new LOW LOW PRICES are starting at just £5.00 for a flight to anywhere in the world". Please press next to book this flight... Next..... "Would you like to have a seat during your flight?" prices start at £25.00 each?"............ "No thanks!!!" ............. "I'm sorry but under the new "B..O..L..L..O..K..S flight regulations all passengers must be seated during flight". Please press Next to continue.... Next....... "Would you like your seat to be inside the plane?" that will be an extra £45.00 per person or per seat........... please press Next to continue ......... Next.......... "Would you like to check any baggage?" .... Yes 3 please!.... "Right then, that will be an extra £12.00 per bag as long as they are lighter than air, a further charge of £25.oo per Kilo will be applied if they are not"...... Next......... "Would you like to take advantage of our totally free 1st class airport lounge with complimentary breakfast/lunch or dinner and all inclusive beverages? All items are served silver service at your table, or you may enjoy one of the delights of your choice from our Al-a-Carte menu and of course our totally free selection of worldwide coffes, teas, juices and cheeses" all with the compliments of your Captain"........ OH YESSSSS!! ...... "Ok then that will just be the £125.00 seating charge each (fake smiley)"
Its not that I'm tight but wasnt flying cheaper before 9/11???
So, I finally got round to booking the flights and its wheels up at 10:30 am on Tuesday 3rd June. This should give us one final weekend to pack the rest of our stuff off to storage and dump the rest that we dont want to keep. Anyhow its one step closer to the great beyond and a big leap closer to being back in the Rat Race :-). I really hope that my brother picks us up because I cant afford a taxi now (love you bruv, by the way:-)) I've already got that first Donner Kebab down my shirt now :-) NO Really!!
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