Waving Bye Bye & Flying the Flag

I'm Unemployed!!! finally :-)

Just got to call in on Monday and drop off the car etc and we are done, I'm really looking forward to getting back to the UK for a break now.

Last night was my leaving party and quite a few people turned up to help me celebrate :-) I unfortunately celebrated so much that I forgot to eat :-( shame really because the food at Lucky Lucianos is very good. After Lucky's we went of to a club in Prague suggested by Pepa's wife. really good club with a dance floor and great service but where the hell it was I have no idea (Red Bull gives you memory loss!!) I'm sure someone will enlighten me at some point.

If anybody else has any pictures from last night please send them to my email, I only took a few before completely forgetting that I had brought the camera, I'll put them on my flickr page at some point. All in all though a very good evening, at least the parts I remember, bloody Red Bull again!!

Highlight of the evening?? Well, Martin Z was told by the girls that he could only come if he agreed to be my new assistant so guess what..........

He turned up dressed for the part!! I have to say, if it wasn't for the hairy legs I would have given him the job :-) needless to say it gave everybody a good laugh and he had the good sense to bring a change of clothes. Actually, thinking about it, if he had walked around town like that then people would have just thought he was another English tourist on a stag party.

Here he is looking a bit more himself with a few of the crew

This next picture should be sub headed "The beginning & the end" Roman and Jarda otherwise known as Shrek & Donkey were there to see me off just as they were there to greet me when I arrived.

We also got chance to say goodbye to Bobikat who left the company today, she is off to pastures new and starts her next job on Monday, we wish her luck.

The guys in Brno came up with a new idea. Instead of doing the usual and boring stuff like buying me a goodbye card, they decided to borrow a AAA Auto flag and sign it :-). Obviously as you can see from the pictures it was an old one and no longer usable......... They also brought me a couple of bottles of what Pavel tells me is a very special red wine made & bottled by a friend of his, thanks guys :-)

Seemingly, Katka had a few too many Moravian white wines last night and got a little bit Briunk..... hmmm..........

A very big thanks to all who turned up, I hope we can do it again sometime in the future under different circumstaces.

Are they trying to tell me something......?

So the guys and girls in work decided to get me a leaving present a week before I board the plane, what did they decide on? a bottle of my favourite Jack Daniels :-) but not to do things in a small way, they decided that a 3 litre bottle would be the best route to follow.
Now most people know that I enjoy the occasional sip for social purposes but 3 litres and with only a week to go......... ? Great Idea!! might as well start now because there is no way the humorous airport security will accept it as necessary hand luggage or for personal medical use (pity)
Seriously, thanks to all who got dragged into donating towards my "social" evenings for the rest of my time here.

Andrew C Update

Ok, So Andrew has now started his new job back in the U.K. or should that be "Old New Job??"

After 3 years in Brno, Andrew has returned to his old company in his previous role (god help them :-)) as Service Manager Extra-ordinair of a Skoda dealers not far from where he lives.

I am sure he was welcomed back by the guys there after a slightly extended vacation overseas (they probably thought he popped out for milk) and I know he is glad to be back there with some familiar faces.

How do I know this?? Well, he sent me a postcard, he seems to be enjoying life being back in his home county.

Well, at least he's happy again,"Bin Lids anyone"??

Now, "where did that sheep go"??

One Step Closer

"BLOODY BUDGET AIRLINES"!!!!!

"Our new LOW LOW PRICES are starting at just £5.00 for a flight to anywhere in the world". Please press next to book this flight... Next..... "Would you like to have a seat during your flight?" prices start at £25.00 each?"............ "No thanks!!!" ............. "I'm sorry but under the new "B..O..L..L..O..K..S flight regulations all passengers must be seated during flight". Please press Next to continue.... Next....... "Would you like your seat to be inside the plane?" that will be an extra £45.00 per person or per seat........... please press Next to continue ......... Next.......... "Would you like to check any baggage?" .... Yes 3 please!.... "Right then, that will be an extra £12.00 per bag as long as they are lighter than air, a further charge of £25.oo per Kilo will be applied if they are not"...... Next......... "Would you like to take advantage of our totally free 1st class airport lounge with complimentary breakfast/lunch or dinner and all inclusive beverages? All items are served silver service at your table, or you may enjoy one of the delights of your choice from our Al-a-Carte menu and of course our totally free selection of worldwide coffes, teas, juices and cheeses" all with the compliments of your Captain"........ OH YESSSSS!! ...... "Ok then that will just be the £125.00 seating charge each (fake smiley)"

Its not that I'm tight but wasnt flying cheaper before 9/11???

So, I finally got round to booking the flights and its wheels up at 10:30 am on Tuesday 3rd June. This should give us one final weekend to pack the rest of our stuff off to storage and dump the rest that we dont want to keep. Anyhow its one step closer to the great beyond and a big leap closer to being back in the Rat Race :-). I really hope that my brother picks us up because I cant afford a taxi now (love you bruv, by the way:-)) I've already got that first Donner Kebab down my shirt now :-) NO Really!!

Sausages & Heights

I've been off work now for a week and I've got another 4 days to go before I'm back in the office.

Macky & I decided to take a walk around town today after dropping Daniel off at school and Macky was getting hungry.

I've been here for over 3 and a half years now and one of the only things I cannot get to grips with is the lack of choice in fast food, there's basically sausages with bread or buns & chicken gyros which is a piss poor excuse for a donner kebab, there is of course McDonalds and KFC but no Burger King or Pizza Hut (BOOOOOOH). I very rarely eat the gyros when I'm out and I've only ever tried the sausages once, one bite and it went in the bin!! but, Macky thinks they're great, grease packed sausage skins with a sprinkling of meat........ anyway, this is how the day started.

Ok, so after Macky had eaten the sausage and fed the bread to the pidgeons I decided to get brave (Stupid Idea!!) and I suggested we take a trip up to the Prague observation tower. Not many people know there is an observation tower even though its in plain view at the top of the hill that Prague Castle also sits on. Well most of you know that I have no head for hights and this tower has an open staircase to go up and down and has no elevator, but today I was determined to go up (we are leaving after all).

Here's the Tower

Up close it bears a striking resemblance to the Eiffel tower which I think it was modeled on. Just out of sight behind the trees in this picture is the lower level observation deck, which is as far as I got before my legs completely gave way and refused to carry me any higher up. Seriously it felt like I could reach out and touch the passing Boeing 747's :-) and I was shaking. The only other time I've ever been this scared is when I had dinner at The Globe in Riyadh (a similar tower of epic proportions) with some friends and they took me up to the observation deck there, I swear the floor moved under me (but it could have just been my knees going).

And here's the view from the deck looking down on the river and the series of Prague bridges.

Now we are back home thankfully, strange to say we live on the 5th floor but I have no problem leaning on the balcony railing looking down, Weird....

Macky has now introduced me to the finer side of being off work, "Afternoon nap time" so now I'm off to practice :-) before picking up Daniel from school. more soon.....

Action Prague

Ok, I just had to share this with you, take a look at this movie poster which I photographed in Prague today.


Looks really exiting yeah?, cops with their guns drawn looking mean & meaning business, more motorcycle cops pulling wheelies and looking fast. So I'm thinking for the past 4 months everytime I see this poster that I'll have to go and see the movie if it has English subtitles but I've never seen it listed at the cinema.
Well, I just found out why I havent seen it listed, its because it is not in fact a movie poster.............. its a recruitment poster for the Prague Police Department.
You have to wonder what kind of people and what particular attributes of personality they are going for :-)